Check this out. Is that not hilarious? I can see it now, at the family BBQ on the 4th of July. Bubba, has had one to many and decides to become a human bottle rocket. Poor Bubba, when he landed he had burned a hole in his brand new jeans, undershorts and singed all of the hair off his behind.
On top of that he was sporting the biggest rack ever seen, to bad it was the only 2 branches left alive in Granny's apple tree. His hair was blown back like he'd spent the day on a Harley and the look on his face would've scared Satan.
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