In recent studies, funded by Bubba's Mom and his beer drinking buddies who miss him, it has been determined that the typical alien abductee is a drunk Redneck.

Now, why in the universe, the little green aliens would pick on poor ole beer soaked Bubba is beyond me. You'd think they's pick on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, or Paris Hilton, maybe Britanney Spears. How about Michael Jackson! You want a strange subject to study He's one!

But poor ole Bubba who's just out on Saturday night having a few brewski's, doin' a little hunting, and trying to pick up girls?

Maybe, they figure no one will ever believe Bubba. I mean, would you? After a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee and a pint of Jack Daniels, Bubba's likely to see anything.

Here's my take on the whole thing. You can see it in several styles at UFO Abductee