Showing posts with label Larry the daddy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry the daddy. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Intruders

Officials: Dad finds naked boy in daughter's room, hits him with pipe


A Deltona father ended up in jail Thursday after finding his daughter's teenage boyfriend naked in the girl's bedroom and hitting him with a pipe, sheriff's officials said.

Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend -- or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. So when he heard noises coming from his daughter's room early Thursday and saw a naked stranger standing on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe he had taken from the garage, hitting the 15-year-old, according to a Volusia County sheriff's report.

Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child but was released from jail later Thursday on $10,000 bail, a booking officer said. No one answered the phone at Colon's residence Thursday for comment.

According to the report, Colon heard the noise in his daughter's room when he got up at 4 a.m. to let his dog out, as he does every morning.

Colon told deputies he chased Lucas Contreres through the kitchen, living room and through the front door and out into the street and called 9-1-1.

Colon's daughter later told deputies she had been seeing Contreres for 18 months but did not tell her father about the relationship. Contreres had sneaked in through a bedroom window at 3 a.m. Thursday to have sex with her, the 15-year-old girl told deputies.

Contreres was found at Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City where he received staples to close cuts on his head. His injuries were not life-threatening, deputies said.

Contreres told deputies a similar account to Colon's. He said Colon came into the room and started swinging at him with the metal pipe. He jumped out of the bed and began running through the home to get away from Colon. Once outside, he jumped on his bike and went home. His sister later took him to the hospital, deputies said.

Although Contreres' father said he wasn't sure whether he wanted to press charges, deputies took Colon to jail anyway.


Ok, there is no fucking way in hell the dad should have gone to jail. He had a male person he did not know in his daughters bedroom.

He's lucky I don't have any girls and that he wasn't in my daughters bedroom, I'd have filled his ass with buckshot.

I do wonder though why the Dad hadn't noticed before???

That is still beside the point. Local law enforcement is whining cuz he smacked a kid only 15.

Hello! For all the dad knew he could have been a crack head or on PCP! Being 15 DOES not exempt you from the law.

And while we're at it, I'll spank the daughter and the Dad too! She should not have had her BF in the house, and why does'nt Dad know? And where the hell is MOM? Drunk, loaded, high? And where the hell is the damn dog? The dog has'nt raised a fit all this time dingle ass is sneaking in? Piss poor dog in my opinion.


On another note, we had a truck stolen some years ago by"minors", as an adult, even though we were the "victims" we could not go to court because if the perp is "under age" court proceedings are closed.

That is the biggest crock of shit! They should make those proceedings public. Kids get away with way to much crap these days.

In fact, I am in favor of public whippings every Friday afternoon on the court house lawn. If you are a minor and you did something dumb, we're going to give you a good old fashioned, behind the outhouse whupping, and then we're going to whup your folks for not keeping track of your stupid ass.

The rest of us will be allowed to sit on the sidewalk in front of Stewies bar in Sidney, NE and drink beer and watch!

If anyone from the NSP is watching, have a good and safe week.


Janelle

#682's Mom

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

This post is for Larry Birkhead the 99.99999999999% daddy of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.

Dear Larry,

Now that you are the proven father of Danny Lynn Smith I would like to offer some sentiments and advice.

First and foremost BE A DADDY! Don't pawn her off on a nanny or day care or whatever, raise her yourself. This is going to be a huge sacrifice on your part, but it will be worth it. Beyond that, having raised several children myself here is some of my advice, from a been there done that perspective.

This has been quite a sensational case and finally has some resolution. You must now have the moral fortitude to do the RIGHT things, in your daughters interest, not the money making media things.

You now have the responsibility of a parent, just like any other parent all over the world. The first thing that kids need is parents who love them and set a high priority on family values.

Love her. Comfort Danny when she cries, feed her when she's hungry, change her when she's wet or dirty, correct her when she's wrong, stand by her when she's right. Don't be afraid to say no and have rules, consistency and discipline. Discipline does not have to be harsh, it just needs to be consistent as does sticking to the rules. Kids need routines and boundries. Routines, rules and boundries give children a much better comfort zone than the child that doesn't have them.

Kids also need thier family, I would urge you to try very hard to work things out with her grandmother, Vergie, and any aunts, uncles, cousins and other relatives of her mothers. They are her family too. Danny Lynn needs to know them and you need thier support.

In your situation, I would also urge you to get out of the media and get some peace and quiet and get to know your daughter.

Don't let the money go to your head. Money isn't everything. Trust me I know. I certainly wish I had more, but it won't replace my family. Money can't replace the fantastic relationship I have with my children, husband and extended family and friends and that is what's most important.

One other thing, a word of wisdom from my Grandma. Every kid needs a dog. A dog that will follow them around and be their buddy, sleep with them, lick their tears away when they cry, jump up and down with joy when they get home, play with games with them in the yard, like fetch, keep away and romp with me, sleep with them at night, and just be the friend that no one else could ever be.

If you ever need any other advice, leave a comment here. I'll be glad to help, and I don't want anything in return but knowing I was here to help.