Redneck and husker maternity shirts

Just a few of the cool redneck and Nebraska Cornhusker shirts you can find at my store

For all those great Husker fans who are expecting a new Husker in the family, I have some Husker maternity shirts. Maternity shirts with Cornhusker designs are hard to find. I'm working on more, so stay tuned.

The redneck shirts are the more popular ones in my store. Hold my beer and watch this is a great redneck t-shirt and way to true.

Redneck Horse shoes rules

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I see a few folks have been looking for the rules to Redneck, hillbilly, Polish horseshoes, so straight from the horses mouth from the makers of the game, Original washers, I bring you the rules.

There is a link in the sidebar where you can buy your very own Texas, Polish, Redneck, or Hillbilly Horseshoes game.

Official Rules for Texas Horseshoes
(also known as Polish, Redneck, or Hillbilly Horsehoes)

Game Setup

1. The two washer boards should be placed on a flat surface 10 feet apart from the front of the board. The included distance rope is exactly 10 feet long for easy distance measuring.
2. The preferred surface to play on is short grass or carpet.
3. During one-on-one competition, the first player will toss at a selected board while the second person follows from the same spot. After tallying scores, players will then pick up the washers thrown and throw to the other board. During two-on-two competitions, teammates will stay at the opposite board.

Player Positioning

1. Washers is a team game, each team will have a player situated at opposing washer game board unless the game is one-on-one, in which please see Section 3 under “Setup.”
2. Each player must throw their respective washers with both feet on the washer board. The foul line is the front of the board.

Scoring

1. The closest hole is worth one (1) point, the middle hole is worth three (3) points, and the furthest hole is worth five (5) points. Washers must drop into the hole completely to score. A thrown washer from either player can knock washers on the board in a hole. It is important to remember whose washers are on the board in case of a knock-in throw. The owner of the knocked-in washer receives the applicable score for the hole into which it was knocked.
2. Each player has a turn to throw three washers in each round. During one-on-one games, players will tally the score from that round and proceed to throw back at the other board. During two-on-two games, after a round is thrown and score is tallied, washers are then picked up and thrown by the other set of opponents.

Canceling Points

1. After a player has thrown three washers for their turn, the other player has the opportunity to cancel out the opponent's score.
2. For example, if Player A throws a washer in the first hole for 1 point, the middle hole for 3 points, and then misses the third shot, the score would be 4 points for Player A. However, the opposition, Player B, has a chance to cancel points from Player A's total during this round. If Player B throws a washer in the first hole for 1 point and the last hole for 5 points, and then misses the third shot, the score of the first round would be 5 to 3 in favor of Player B because the washers that landed in the first hole for one point cancelled each other out.
3. The cancel rule is counted only for turns in the same round. Both players must throw all their washers for a complete round.

Player Turns

1. The player or team to score last (no matter if the throw is cancelled or not) throws first in the next round.
2. A round consists of a player making three washer throws in a row as one turn, and then an opposing player making three washer throws in a row as the second turn. Thus, a round consists of two turns.

Skunk Rule

1. The skunk rule is in effect unless otherwise agreed upon by both teams before a game begins.
2. If a team outscores another team 11+to 0, then the team with zero is SKUNKED (they lose). The team that outscores the other team 11+ to 0, wins the game.

Winning

1. The first player or team to reach exactly twenty-one (21) points wins the game.
2. NOTE -- the round has to be complete and a player or team must reach exactly 21 points to win the game. Breaking the 21-point level creates a penalty situation (see section “Breaking 21 – Penalty”).

Breaking 21 - Penalty

1. Exceeding the winning point total of 21 results in a reduction of your starting score by the total number of points you made to break 21.
2. For example, if Player A has 18 points and throws a washer in the last hole for 5 points, then misses two shots, they or their team will go back to 13 points because the total number of points thrown during that turn exceeded 21 points and the points scored (5) is subtracted from the starting score (18) for that round.
3. During each round, if opponents make a washer in the same hole, it's just as if that washer was never thrown for both players. Scores are tallied at the end of each player's turn, and then adjusted for cancels at the end of the opponents turn. For example, if both players threw a five in the previous example, the score for Player A or his team would remain at 18 points.

These rules can be adjusted with any variation that you wish, but must be agreed on before a game begins

Intruders

Officials: Dad finds naked boy in daughter's room, hits him with pipe

By PATRICIO G. BALONA
Staff Writer

A Deltona father ended up in jail Thursday after finding his daughter's teenage boyfriend naked in the girl's bedroom and hitting him with a pipe, sheriff's officials said.

Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend -- or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. So when he heard noises coming from his daughter's room early Thursday and saw a naked stranger standing on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe he had taken from the garage, hitting the 15-year-old, according to a Volusia County sheriff's report.

Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child but was released from jail later Thursday on $10,000 bail, a booking officer said. No one answered the phone at Colon's residence Thursday for comment.

According to the report, Colon heard the noise in his daughter's room when he got up at 4 a.m. to let his dog out, as he does every morning.

Colon told deputies he chased Lucas Contreres through the kitchen, living room and through the front door and out into the street and called 9-1-1.

Colon's daughter later told deputies she had been seeing Contreres for 18 months but did not tell her father about the relationship. Contreres had sneaked in through a bedroom window at 3 a.m. Thursday to have sex with her, the 15-year-old girl told deputies.

Contreres was found at Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City where he received staples to close cuts on his head. His injuries were not life-threatening, deputies said.

Contreres told deputies a similar account to Colon's. He said Colon came into the room and started swinging at him with the metal pipe. He jumped out of the bed and began running through the home to get away from Colon. Once outside, he jumped on his bike and went home. His sister later took him to the hospital, deputies said.

Although Contreres' father said he wasn't sure whether he wanted to press charges, deputies took Colon to jail anyway.

Ok, there is no fucking way in hell the dad should have gone to jail. He had a male person he did not know in his daughters bedroom.

He's lucky I don't have any girls and that he wasn't in my daughters bedroom, I'd have filled his ass with buckshot.

I do wonder though why the Dad hadn't noticed before???

That is still beside the point. Local law enforcement is whining cuz he smacked a kid only 15.

Hello! For all the dad knew he could have been a crack head or on PCP! Being 15 DOES not exempt you from the law.

And while we're at it, I'll spank the daughter and the Dad too! She should not have had her BF in the house, and why does'nt Dad know? And where the hell is MOM? Drunk, loaded, high? And where the hell is the damn dog? The dog has'nt raised a fit all this time dingle ass is sneaking in? Piss poor dog in my opinion.

On another note, we had a truck stolen some years ago by"minors", as an adult, even though we were the "victims" we could not go to court because if the perp is "under age" court proceedings are closed.

That is the biggest crock of shit! They should make those proceedings public. Kids get away with way to much crap these days.

In fact, I am in favor of public whippings every Friday afternoon on the court house lawn. If you are a minor and you did something dumb, we're going to give you a good old fashioned, behind the outhouse whupping, and then we're going to whup your folks for not keeping track of your stupid ass.

The rest of us will be allowed to sit on the sidewalk in front of Stewies bar in Sidney, NE and drink beer and watch!

If anyone from the NSP is watching, have a good and safe week.

Janelle

#682's Mom

Pull up your pants

So, I was watching the news this morning and some dumb ass in Florida had committed a robbery and tried to escape in his car. Well, the traffic was bad and that wasn't working, so in order to evade arrest, he ditched the car and started running through traffic.

There was just on little problem, he's one of those dumb asses that adores the droopy drawers look. You know, where if you didn't have on your boxer shorts you'd get arrested for indecent exposure.

So the sky cam helicopter is following this chase on TV and you can see this dumb ass running around in traffic, only thing is my Grandma could run faster than that, cuz she pulls up her pants.

Finally he stops his little morning jog and appears he's giving up, but just in case and since he's a big ole guy, the cops tase him. Way to go. It was hilarious, rolling around in the middle of the street with his boxers hanging out. Dumb ass!

SWAT

In late breaking news law enforcement has just been dispatched to Gurley, NE.

There was a domestic disturbance earlier and now the male has barricaded himself in the house and it is not known at this time if there area any hostages.

The elementary school is in lock down.

Not a whole lot of this kind of thing goes on out here in the sticks, so it's exciting when it does, but at the same time, for me it's scary.

Over the last couple of years the score on these situations here is SWAT 4, Bad guys 0.

I just hope we never have to see the score tip in the favor of the bad guys.

Palin vs. Obama

Woo Wee! I do believe ole Obama done stuck his foot in his mouth with the pig remark last night.

Some news reporters tried to pass it off as just a saying, it's just rhetoric, he didn't call Sarah Palin a pig outright.

Well, that may be, but it sure sounded like Mr. Obama called Sarah Palin a pig. What an ass! The symbol of the Democratic party sure fits Obama to a tee.

I know the politicians are going to take jabs at one another, but that was just out and out rude and uncalled for.

Any thoughts I had good about Obama have gone out the window. As my Grandma would say, "When you lay down with the dog, you get up with the fleas."

And then we get to the other "Big O" in America, Oprah! Oprah doesn't want her show to be political so she won't have Sarah Palin on until after the election. But she had Obama on and she endorses him. What a dip shit woman. She already made her show political when she had Obama on and said she supported him.

I have 2 words to describe Oprah and Obama.

DUMB ASS!

Sexism, alive and well in America

Well, with the announcement of Sarah Palin as John McCain's choice for VP in the election the left wing liberal looney's have proved that sexism is alive and well in America.

I'm watching the sun rise through my patio door and can't help but hope that McCain and Palin get elected and become very successful. Maybe that way a new day will dawn in our country, where sexism will wane with the setting sun.

This whole line of bullshit about how cans he be a Mom and the VP is exactly a big ole line of bullshit.

Sarah Palin is married, that means she has a husband and they are a team. On this team,"Dad" will step up to the plate and be a parent. This "Dad" will do the things a lot of Dads don't or won't, he will be an involved parent, he will be half of the team, he won't wander through life doing shit he thinks is important while delegating the child rearing to his wife, because after all he's better than that.

It seems to me that the team of Palin and Palin really does understand what it means to be married, have kids, and to be a team. In a team, just like in a family, everyone has to step up and do whatever needs to be done for the good of the team.

If that means Dad stays home and changes diapers and cooks supper while his wife is helping to run our country, well so be it. Dad understands that his wife is intelligent and has lots to offer and can do good not just for her family but for her country.

Redneck election musings

Below is an email sent to me by a friend concerning our election and our presidential candidates, John McCain and Barrack Obama.


We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies??

I thought that was hilarious, now we add a woman VP candidate for John McCain. A woman who hunts, fishes, is a life long memeber of the NRA and don't take shit off nobody.

On a more serious note, I'm royally pissed at US Weekly magazine and the shit they're spewing. Especially the stuff about her last baby. Some dumb ass group thinks she needs to have a DNA test to prove it's her baby. WTF! She was pregnant, she gave birth, of course it's her baby. What dumb blonde came up with that?

The liberal news is slamming her like no other. Talk about a bunch of sexist shit. I thought the left was supposed to be all about equality, and supportive and helpful of the underdog, to help the poor and disadvantaged rise above their stupidity, blah, blah.

The liberal left wingers in my opinion are a bunch of whining sissy bed wetters and bullies.

More support Palin gear

A few great designs on t-shirts, buttons, stickers and more in support of Sarah Palin.

More Sarah Palin

So the far left wingers are bitching, whining, complaining and hooting and hollering about Sarah Palin's daughter being pregnant.

Now a 17 year old pregnant girl isn't the best situation in the world, but on the other hand it isn't the end of the world either. She's not the first and won't be the last. Besides, that really has very little to do with how Sarah Palin will perform in office.

If I recall, George Bush's 2 daughters were somewhat wild there for awhile.

Besides, I've raised a couple of kids and let me tell ya, they don't always do what their parents want or what they think they should do. Thank God, most of them grow up.

I think the left wingers are just a bunch of nasty folks who have never left the city and were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have nothing better to do than bully people. Yes, bully people. They've never grown up and can't see the big picture.

Sarah Palin's pregnant teen daughter is not the big picture. The big picture is how will she perform in office.

Quite frankly I think the left wing wackos are afraid of her. She is a good ole redneck gal who kicks ass and takes names later and doesn't put up with any shit. She's just what we need.

Support Palin Gear

Pretty Palin

Sarah Palin, finally a redneck in the White house! Here's a pretty cool shirt, pretty Palin all dressed up with a box of roses and a gun! Tee Hee!

There's more here.

Sarah Palin for VP

Sarah Palin, now there is a politician I can relate to. She's from Alaska, she hunts, she kicks ass at the office and she's a mother. She sounds like a redneck to me! I think this would be an awesome logo for her campaign.

Want one you can get it here.

Along with several others that are pretty cool.

Redneck stuff to wear

Well since this blog is called Redneck Revue, I figured I show you some sweet Redneck shirts and stuff!

The beginning of a new era, the first Bo/husker football game

Ok, so far, Huskers, 7 WMU 0.

Ne ball goal and goal to go.
ball on the 3 yd line, little eye formation pass, TD mike Mcniel!

PAT good!
Kick off, Brandon Wess , wmu to the 32.
Go Black shirts!

wmu pass complet to 35, fumble, NE football!

end of 1st qtr

NE 14 WMU 0

Go Huskers!

The Knights of the Tunics of Black from the land of corn shall rise and once again be victorious on the field of battle!

Cool Husker Gear

Along with being a redneck, I also bleed Husker red. Found some really cool Husker gear, just in time for football season. It's a little wide for the page, but still some really cool stuff!

ATF

Since this blog is called Redneck Revue, how about this latest great redneck t-shirt. Makes fun of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and rednecks. It's a great funny redneck t-shirt, that really personifies the redneck. I can see it in my mind, a bunch of rednecks out shooting trap, a cooler full of beer sitting on the tail gate of the truck and of course everyone has a cigarette hanging out of their mouth, all the while blasting the shit out of clay pigeons. So, if you need a unique and funny t-shirt as a gift for your favorite redneck, my funny redneck t-shirts and other gifts will bring tons of humor and laughter to all your favorite rednecks. ATF funny redneck shirts.

Cheese sticks

Just for fun!

Grime Scene

We all know kids are dirty little boogers! Especially in the summer when they can spend all day outside geting inot God knows what.

I have the perfect t-shirt for those grimey little guys. The "Grime scene".

Perfect for little redneck kids who really get into stuff. I thought it was cute and appropriate to use the crime scene tape motif.

I've got a lot of other great shirts for kids, mostly for little boys right now. I used a lot of stuff boys like, loaders, tractors, bugs, snakes, and the like. No wimpy stuff for the little boys I want to see my shirts on. You can find all of my great funny t-shirts, matching sibling t-shirts and limited edition t-shirts for boys at
Little Imps.

Mens new swimsuits

This post is for my redneck lady friends! You know who you are!

New shirts designs for kids

Well folks I opened a new online t-shirt store with designs just for kids. It's far from done but thought I'd put the first of some of the designs.

I'm starting out with big brother, little brother and big sister, little sister, matching designs. I started putting of shirts for little boys first, using tractors, heavy equipment and stuff that little boys love. I'll be adding those to shirts for little girls too.

I'll do all the basic, gender designs you'd expect of shirts for boys and girls, but will also break away from tradition by adding the tractors, trucks, fishing, hunting and so on to the girls shirts. Girls like to hunt and fish too.

I have an Aunt who is famous in the super stocker tractor pulling world. You can see her here

So tractors, trucks and more power! Well, women love it too!
You can check out the new line of shirts for little boys, little girls, babies, etc at Little Imps

Keep checking back as I will be adding new stuff all the time.