Friday, December 29, 2006

Finally decided to take a look at Squidoo. It' s pretty cool place. I started a lense there for my website missingnebraska where I sell t-shirts , hoodies, mugs and other items with my unique designs printed on them.

It's pretty cool because you can feature your own items, but you can also pull stuff from Amazon and Plexo and a superstore. You can add itunes, a guest book and all kinds of other cool stuff.

The best part is you can make money on the products from Amazon, Plexo, Superstore, itunes and they have several other things too.

I also started a Lose Weight and Keep it off lense featuring all kinds of great health and fitness products. I did this because I recently lost 51 pounds doing Wieght Watchers and I know how hard it is.

One of my lenses is redneck revue.
The other one is Formerly Fluffy

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

More Redneck stuff here. Was just thinking about the old days when dear hubby worked in the oilfield and they never knew how many miles it was home, but they knew how many 6 packs it took to get from the rig location to home. Rednecks have that same gift. They measure distance in 6 packs. See more of Rednecks measure distance in 6 packs here

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Did you see the Husker Volleyball girls whip Stanford last night? Awesome! Those girls are something else. Tall, long legged, athletic, smart & cute too.

In thier honor I came up with this. It's not everyday you want to wear a shirt with the words "It's good to be corn fed". But if you're one of those people that bleeds husker red, corn fed is a good thing.

Here's the link to get a tee, hoodie, mug or other great product with this design for yourself. Corn Fed

I will be adding football, baseball and other sports as I find time. I'll also be adding other schools in the future. Check back to see if you're favorite team is up yet!
I was sitting in the living room today watching tv with dear hubby and an idea for a new t-shirt design popped into my head. You see hubby is a remote control hog! So I gave him a new indian name and designed a t-shirt in his honor!
Click on the link and find a style just for you! Long & short sleeved tee's in a variety of colors along with sweatshirts, hoodies, thongs, coffee mugs, mousepads and more. I'm going to tweak the design to read my daddy's name is chief remote control for the kids and my masters name is chief remote control for the dog shirts. I'll also put it up as "My indian name is Chief Remote Control" so people can get one for the remote hog guy thier lives.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Check this out. Is that not hilarious? I can see it now, at the family BBQ on the 4th of July. Bubba, has had one to many and decides to become a human bottle rocket. Poor Bubba, when he landed he had burned a hole in his brand new jeans, undershorts and singed all of the hair off his behind.
On top of that he was sporting the biggest rack ever seen, to bad it was the only 2 branches left alive in Granny's apple tree. His hair was blown back like he'd spent the day on a Harley and the look on his face would've scared Satan.
You can get this on t-shirts, hoodies and more here,
A redneck's famous last words.
The photo at the right was taken earlier this summer at another standoff with a wacko, with an arrest record as long as Karim Abdul Jabar's arm. It's my son Art in position with his sniper rifle. This wacko shot the Deuel County Sheriff with a shotgun, he wasn't seriously injured, and later shot himself.

Anyway, the photo is pretty cool. I got it from NSP. Need to ask if I need thier permission to use it.
For those of you at CP who expressed concern for my son who is a NSP SWAT Sniper I thank you for your thoughts, below is the official press release from NSP. I don't know much more than this, but all the officers were unharmed and Ralph's daughter, who has Downs Syndrome is ok.


Contact: Deb Collins 402-479-4985
December 13, 2006

Troop E SWAT Team Involved in
Cheyenne County Standoff

(Lincoln, NE) – A welfare check at a Cheyenne County residence leads to an eight hour standoff involving members of the Nebraska State Patrol Troop E SWAT Team.
At approximately 9:50 a.m. (MT), on Tuesday, December 12, 2006, the Cheyenne County Sheriff’s office requested the assistance of the Nebraska State Patrol, Troop E SWAT Team, after 63-year-old Ralph Bond of rural Lodgepole threatened the Sheriff and a deputy with a gun. The Cheyenne County Sheriff was attempting to check on the welfare of Bond’s 24-year old developmentally disabled daughter at the time of the incident.
Troop E SWAT Team members established a perimeter around the residence located approximately four miles north of Lodgepole around noon (MT). Telephone contact with the suspect was established. During contact Bond made statements about his daughter, leading law enforcement at the scene to believe she may be deceased.
In the early evening hours SWAT Team members were able to determine there were two people walking around in the home, one believed to be Bond, the other his daughter. Phone contact was lost with the residence around dark. Around 7:00 p.m. (MT), SWAT Team members attempted to re-establish contact by placing a throw phone in the home. The phone was tossed into the window on the northeast side of the residence. At that time shots could be heard fired inside the home. Just before 8:00 p.m. (MT), the suspect armed with two guns, exited the front door of the home and opened fire on SWAT Team members. SWAT Team members returned fire and the suspect was shot and killed. The suspects’ daughter was unharmed. She was taken to a hospital in Sidney and admitted for observation. No SWAT Team members were injured during the standoff.
A special prosecutor will be named in the case. Nebraska law requires a grand jury be convened anytime a person dies while in police custody or in the process of apprehension.


Saturday, December 09, 2006

In recent studies, funded by Bubba's Mom and his beer drinking buddies who miss him, it has been determined that the typical alien abductee is a drunk Redneck.

Now, why in the universe, the little green aliens would pick on poor ole beer soaked Bubba is beyond me. You'd think they's pick on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, or Paris Hilton, maybe Britanney Spears. How about Michael Jackson! You want a strange subject to study He's one!

But poor ole Bubba who's just out on Saturday night having a few brewski's, doin' a little hunting, and trying to pick up girls?

Maybe, they figure no one will ever believe Bubba. I mean, would you? After a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee and a pint of Jack Daniels, Bubba's likely to see anything.

Here's my take on the whole thing. You can see it in several styles at UFO Abductee