Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Well I havn't posted for a few days, but now I have a new issue to tackle.

Funding the troops. A lot of the liberal silly butts in DC have decided that if they don't help George fund the troops he might be more inclined to bring them home. Well it might be a noble idea but it sucks.

I have a friend in Iraq and already the food has gone to crap. So he knows the funding has been flushed down the royal senate/congress toliet. What is wrong with our elected officials that our troops at the very least can't get decent food?

If they're not getting decent meals what else are they not getting?

You may not agree with the war but I can't believe that any decent American would agree to make our troops suffer to make a point. They are after all the reason we have the freedom to disagree, and exorcise our freedom of speech, religion and the right to bear arms! Along with the being guaranteed the right to life, liberty and the PURSUIT, not the guarantee of happiness.

janelle for president.

my motto, I represent that remark!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

This post is for Larry Birkhead the 99.99999999999% daddy of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.

Dear Larry,

Now that you are the proven father of Danny Lynn Smith I would like to offer some sentiments and advice.

First and foremost BE A DADDY! Don't pawn her off on a nanny or day care or whatever, raise her yourself. This is going to be a huge sacrifice on your part, but it will be worth it. Beyond that, having raised several children myself here is some of my advice, from a been there done that perspective.

This has been quite a sensational case and finally has some resolution. You must now have the moral fortitude to do the RIGHT things, in your daughters interest, not the money making media things.

You now have the responsibility of a parent, just like any other parent all over the world. The first thing that kids need is parents who love them and set a high priority on family values.

Love her. Comfort Danny when she cries, feed her when she's hungry, change her when she's wet or dirty, correct her when she's wrong, stand by her when she's right. Don't be afraid to say no and have rules, consistency and discipline. Discipline does not have to be harsh, it just needs to be consistent as does sticking to the rules. Kids need routines and boundries. Routines, rules and boundries give children a much better comfort zone than the child that doesn't have them.

Kids also need thier family, I would urge you to try very hard to work things out with her grandmother, Vergie, and any aunts, uncles, cousins and other relatives of her mothers. They are her family too. Danny Lynn needs to know them and you need thier support.

In your situation, I would also urge you to get out of the media and get some peace and quiet and get to know your daughter.

Don't let the money go to your head. Money isn't everything. Trust me I know. I certainly wish I had more, but it won't replace my family. Money can't replace the fantastic relationship I have with my children, husband and extended family and friends and that is what's most important.

One other thing, a word of wisdom from my Grandma. Every kid needs a dog. A dog that will follow them around and be their buddy, sleep with them, lick their tears away when they cry, jump up and down with joy when they get home, play with games with them in the yard, like fetch, keep away and romp with me, sleep with them at night, and just be the friend that no one else could ever be.

If you ever need any other advice, leave a comment here. I'll be glad to help, and I don't want anything in return but knowing I was here to help.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Well, I figure it's time to git back to the business of running for president.

Tonight we're gonna tackle them irritatin folks that keep swimmin accros the Rio Grande and trying to sneak into our great country.

I look at it like this, the good ole USA is full of immigrants, most of mine got here by the water method, although they had the good sense to take a boat.

It plain as the nose on yer face that we ain't gonna get'em to stay home so we need a new plan.

Here's what I'd do.

We're gonna get a couple of FEMA trailers from the Katrina folks, and turn'em into offices. We're gonna equip them with cameras, scanners, computers, Q-tips, tweezers and little test tube thingys that got lids.

Then we're gonna stick them new border patrol agents in the new offices and we're gonna open up for the business of lettin anybody in that wants to come.

But they gotta come thru the FEMA, Katrina, Immigration office. We'll get thier name, (they can lie about that ifn they want cuz we're gonna get some nose hairs fer DNA evidence), mugshot, to be used on a permanent ID, fingerprints, tweeze a couple a hairs outta thier nose & get a big ole glob of spit outta thier mouth for DNA. An I spose that since we're given them an ID, we gotta give a number, kinda like a social security number. But we'll have a different system. It'll start with a g if yer a girl and b if yer a boy, then the country ya was born in, then we'll just start out with number 1 and run with it.

Then we'll give'em thier new American ID with a list of rules.

1. Learn to speak English.
2. Get a job.
3. Stay outta trouble,
4. If you get in trouble, we'll ship ya to Iraq or one of them there other countries over there that I can't spell. It'll take a long time to swim back and the desert landscape would look like home.
5. All ya'll and yer kiddies won't be gettin no welfare or SS right off the bat either. Bring money. I ain't handin out no free rides.

This should work pretty slick, we'll have thier name, ID number, mug shot, DNA & fingerprints so if they git in trouble we won't have no trouble figuring out who they is. We won't have to hire more folks to hunt them up so we can ship them home and they'll do all them jobs none of us want cuz most of us already have 2 or 3 jobs anyway, tryin to support ourselves and all them illegal money suckin aliens.

Janelle For President,
Co VP candidates
Blue, aka Mrs. Evil Genius
Kayecee, mistress of the Universe
Melhi Ink, looking for a figure head job