A hooker, a mistress and a wife were having lunch together and were talking about revving up the sex life.
They decided to get a leather outfit and see what happened.
The next time they got together, the hooker she dropped her robe and the customer was turned on and it was great sex.
The mistress said, she dropped her robe and her lover became really revved up and it was the best sex they ever had.
All the while the wife is unusually quiet. Finally the others asked her how it went.
She said "I put on the leather outfit and mask, when husband got home I met him at the door and dropped my robe, he looked at me and said, "Holy crap Batman, what's for supper?"
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