The wedding

So, I was watching a show about shopping for the perfect wedding dress. ROFL!

Brides, think the wedding is all about them. Ha Ha.

Your guests come to the wedding for the free supper, free booze and the reception party.

I'm not in any way, discounting the importance of the day to the bride and groom, but, most of your guests do not put the importance on the dress, decorations, tuxedo's, flowers, glitz, glamour and money that the getting married couple does.

Guests want to see a nice wedding, short and sweet, and let's get to the reception, the free supper and the FREE BOOZE and the DANCE.

Wedding receptions are where rednecks and all other folks, hang out, eat the free food, drink the booze, and get totally stupid all in the name of the wedding. And unless you start a fight, no one cares how stupid anyone gets at a wedding reception.

By the time the night is over, the bride and groom have left and all that is left is a bunch of drunks, who just want to have a good time for free. Visit people they don't see often, do the chicken dance and the macarana and whatever.

So, anal brides, give it a rest. As a guest I really don't give a crap what your dress looks like, bring on the free supper, beer, party and an excuse to get out of town for the weekend.

The best wedding I ever went to the bride and groom went and bought new levi's and matching white shirts and sprang for an assload of booze.